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WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio: Episode 2

 

Ahoy, me Hearties and welcome to Tactical Entertainment Networks League of Legends podcast WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio .  I am your Host Shawn “RealElio”  and our Co-Host is Rob “Hurtmeplenty13″.

Here is your News, Information and Community spotlights for League of Legends.  “Prepare to be Boarded!”

News:

Epik Gamer joins Team Solo Mid to become their second team:

Team 3DMax returns to League of Legends:

MonoManiac signs new team to play League of Legends:

Team Solo Mid gets Penalty points from NESL:

Unofficial PBE patch notes:

 

Bilgewater Tournament Ticker:     “Batten Down the hatches”

Legit30′s 5v5 free tournament:

Grimlock by Killsteal Gaming tournament:

Tournament Updates:

Corsair Vengance Cup has ended and here is the results of the CLG.eu vs M5 matches:

Tips and Tricks for League of Legends:

Last Hitting and Laning:
HurtmePlenty13 Champion Builds:

This week rob tells us how to build Tryndemere.  If you have a build that you would like to share for this champion please Email us your build.

League of Legends Community Youtube watch:

Top 5 Flops of League of Legends by Hatperson:

 

Reddit Watch:

This weeks Reddit thread of the week is about a League of Legends Board game that the main author is asking if anyone would be interested in it.

Be sure to watch Nikasaur’s newest episode of Summoners showcase #78 for Chibis, Music, and art.

 

To listen to WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio go to the top of the page for the embedded player.

WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio Support champion contest rules for $50 worth of Riot Points to the winner:

1) All members of the team must play a support Champion.
2) You must win the match that you want to enter into the contest.
3) Each week the hosts of the show will pick the 3 best entries for the week to add to the list for contenders. (We will only post one each week)
4) Team Captain must contact myself at Shawn@tacticalentertainment.tv or in game at summoner name RealElio to tell me where to find the match so we can save a copy of it so the community can vote on it.
5) Team Captain needs to record the match on LoL Recorder or Fraps (must send me the Fraps video) or you can add it to a YouTube and give me the link this is preferred.
6) The contest will begin May 16 and end June 13 2012.  At that time the hosts of the show will pick the top 5 videos and then the community of League of Legends will be able to vote for the best match to receive the prize.
(Sorry no one from Lambent Gaming, Tactical Entertainment Network or Radiant Gaming will be aloud to enter in this contest.)
7) Win the winner is crowned the Team Captain will be contacted to receive the $50 in Riot points to disperse to the winning team and the video will be aired on Tactical Entertainment Networks site.  If you would like to also
come onto the show for a interview we can set that up the week following.

Allowed Champions:
Alistar      Blitzcrank      Janna       Karma

Lulu      Sona      Soraka      Taric
These are the only champions that can be played to qualify for this contest.  You can build them however you want but you must play a regular game minus the jungle.  If you want to add a jungle please do might be a top contender never know.  Skins help the emersion of the match. :)   If you want to commentate your own match and add it on YouTube that is ok also.  Be creative.

We are looking for a creative summoner to draw up a logo for WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio.  Compensation can be discussed or you can do one because you are a huge fan of the show. YAARRRR!!!!  Please email me with your design at shawn@tacticalentertainment.tv.
Please send me your comments or things that you would like to see us find out for you and discuss.  If you are a YouTuber or artist and you would like to get your name out please send me your master piece to Shawn@tacticalentertainment.tv

We are looking for 2 Bloggers for WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio.  If you have always wanted to write and you love League of Legends get with me in game (RealElio) or email me.

“See you in Davie Jones’ Locker”

TEN

eSports Weekly Report @ TEN: Headline News Episode 21

Welcome back to Tactical Entertainments eSports @ TEN Weekly Report.  My name is Shawn your Host/News Anchor.  You can find me at Twitter: devildogb15 and Email: Shawn@tacticalentertainment.tv or at our Site:  tacticalentertainment.tv.  FaceBook: eSports AT TEN

Here’s your eSports  @ TEN Weekly Report:

eSports Headline News and Tournament and Matches Results:

Couter-Strike:

Reason Gaming Closes their doors

Starcraft 2:

CatZ leaves Complexity and gets old team going again

Team oGs Disbands

Tribe: Ascended:

Gameshrine starts new tournament for Tribes

NASL Tribes Tournament

General Gaming:

Diablo 3 is live with some issues but high sales

League of Legends:

Listen to WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio for these updates
Monomaniac signs new team
Champion Crowned at Corsair Vengance Cup

 

Tactical Entertainment Network Membership

 

The audio podcast can be played at the top through the embedded player, or find us on iTunes via keyword: ESports at TEN

Just to let you let you know we have have one spot left open for the new season of eSports Weekly Report sponsors and one spot open for the new podcast brought to you by Tactical Entertainment Network WYAR Bildgewater Pirate Radio. If your business or team would like the opportunity to reach 1,000′s of listeners contact our Director of Media Development @ advertiseing@tacticalentertainment.tv This is a limited time offer so do not delay.

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TEN EVEning News 5/14/12 “News Updates & Casual Chat with Diana Dial of evetimecode.com”

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Hey guys! Spence here from TEN EVEning News! After the news, we’ll have a special feature for you; Scott and I were able to sit down and have a nice, casual conversation with Diana Dial, the proprietor of www.evetimecode.com!  Diana is a HUGE supporter of the EVE Online community, and provides an amazing service for EVE players worldwide.  I’d like to apologize for the quality of the call, however, as there were some background sound issues, and I promise I did my BEST trying to clean it all up, but some of the noise just couldn’t be edited out.  This is a casual conversation and not an interview, guys, so there’s alot of shout outs, stories from FanFest, the London Meet Up, and more!  BIG THANKS to Diana not only for her fantastic service and support of our community, but also for taking the time to chat with us and get to know her better.  TEN EVEning News is proud to be a part of the www.evetimecode.com affiliate network!

Now, here’s your news for Monday May 14, 2012:

SKYWARD SPHERE A SUCCESS!


CCP Games and their local university partners have successfully launched a ‘time capsule’ into space containing the names of all main characters of active accounts (as of December 2011).  Some great videos here.

HEY! Have you guys checked out Tech 4 News lately?

DevBlog on War Decs & New Modules


The graphs are up!  Team Super Friends has posted a blog talking about sample costs for War Decs, with costs looking to be about 50million ISK on the low end, and about 500million ISK for alliances around 7,000 members.  There’s also information on what happens if you leave a corp during an non-reciprocal war, and how it effects alliances.  They also discuss some new modules that will be added to the game, such as a drone enhancing module and a lock-breaking ECM unit (breaks your lock as well as the enemy lock, so be careful).  Check it out here.

Hulkageddon V Tops 1 TRILLION ISK in DESTRUCTION!


Its a charnal house out there…

Sweet mother of apple pie, Hulkageddon is breaking records every day!  According to the Hulkageddon V Leader Board, estimated totals now exceed 1 TRILLION ISK in destroyed vessels and associated equipment!  Considering we’re only half-way through May, do you think we’ll see the destruction top 2 Trillion?  The Mittani seems to think so, and has already started putting up the billions in prizes for the next high water mark.

Hulkageddon V continues for the entire month of May.

Also: If you haven’t seen it yet, go check out Marc Scaurus’ Definitive Hulkageddon Guide, here on the TEN website. Great stuff, whether you’re on the giving or receiving end!

Please make sure you 5 STAR us on iTunes, it really helps to keep our ratings up! Also, leave a review! Every 5-star review we get is entered into a monthly drawing for a free PLEX! Come on, chance for a free PLEX guys…for leaving a 5 star review and typing a few words. Doesn’t that sound tasty?

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Ionian Champions #4: Udyr, The Animal Spirit

Ionian Champions #4: Udyr The Animal Spirit

League of Legends

 

Lore and Backstory:

Udyr was born in a verdant clearing lit with a crimson glow from the blood red moon.  Even at a early age he was compelled by an innate primal drive coursing through him.  On his father’s farm he would work while watching the wild mustangs graze in the fields around him, immersed in his connection with these beasts.  His parents would often find him sleeping under the stars and would scold him as they dragged him back into the house, to conduct his respite like other ‘civilized’ folk.

On his sixteenth birthday, Udyr wished his family farewell and ventured east, impelled to rid himself of civilization and to fulfill his primal connection.  He took up residence in a forest where his senses overcame him and he, eventually, lost the last vestiges of his human nature.  He protected his territory with great ferocity as people passed through, much like the beasts that surrounded him.

During the time that Udyr resided in the woods he decided to scare a monk that was passing through.  He leaped out of the brush with a mighty roar, but the monk just pushed him aside.  Udyr was the master of his territory and he tried time and time again to triumph the monk.  After many tries Udyr became fatigued and the monk turned toward him and motioned him to follow him on his journey to the Hirana Monastery.   The monks that resided in the monastery took Udyr in and instructed him how to control his fury.

“We will not pity the defenseless”

“We will make use of their pelts”

“If PETA asks, this fur is Fake”

During the match between Ionia and Noxus where Ionia was granted a rematch to fight for their freedom from the invasion of the southern tip of their homeland by the Noxians,  Udyr was one of the chosen champions. He  teamed up with Ashe to draw first blood against Miss Fortune, one of the Noxian champions,  and Ashe dealt the killing blow with a well-placed arrow .  Ionian champions went on to claim victory and win their freedom from the Noxian invasion.  Udyr had 9 kills, 1 death, and 10 assists during this match.

Position:

Udyr was released December 2, 2009 and is classified as a melee fighter.  He can perform duties as top lane or as a jungler.  He is a martial arts champion and he has four fighting stances: Tiger, Turtle, Bear and Phoenix (explained later).

Abilities:

Udyr can be one of the best junglers in the game.  He can clear his jungle quickly and with bear stance can deliver some serious pain onto unsuspecting and over extending opposing lane champions.  His Turtle stance shields him and restores mana and health with every hit while active.  Tiger stance increases attack speed and first hit while in this stance puts a Damage over time on a selected target.  His area of effect damage ability is called Phoenix Stance which flames shoot out around him and damage all nearby enemies.

 

Monkey’s Agility (Innate): Udyr’s attack speed is increased by 10% for 5 seconds each time he switches stances. This effect can stack up to 3 times. Switching stances sets off a 1.0 second global cooldown.

 

Tiger Stance (Q) (Stance)Activation: Udyr’s next attack will deal his current attack damage in addition to magic damage over 2 seconds. In addition, Udyr gains an attack speed buff for 5 seconds. This stacks additively with his persistent attack speed bonus.

Persistent effect: Udyr’s attack speed is increased.        Cost: 55 / 50 / 45 / 40 / 35 mana   Magic Damage: 30 / 80 / 130 /180 / 230 (+1.5 per attack damage)

  • Cooldown: 6 seconds.  Persistent Attack Speed Bonus: 20 / 25 / 30 / 35 / 40%   Activation Attack Speed Bonus: 15 / 20 / 25 / 30 / 35%

With this skill Udyr gains attack speed and a Damage over Time for a time period.  His attack speed will receive a bonus when he continues to attack in this stance.  This stance is the only skill in his set that utilizes Attack Damage, as all of the rest of his stances use Ability Power.  The attack speed bonus at level 5 is substantial but in most cases you will level this at the end of your 18 levels.

Turtle Stance (W) (Stance)– Activation:Udyr gains a shield that absorbs damage for 5 seconds or until it has absorbed the full amount of damage.

Persistent effect: Udyr’s attacks cannot crit, but they restore a percentage of his damage as health and mana.
Cooldown:6 seconds

Cost: 55 / 50 / 45 / 40 / 35 mana    Shield Strength: 60 / 95 / 130 / 165 / 200 (+0.5 per ability power)  Damage to Health Restored Ratio: 10 / 12 / 14 / 16 / 18%
Damage to Mana Restored Ratio: 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9%
This is your bread and butter for jungling.  Turtle will help you with regenerating your health and mana, and mitigate damage while fighting creatures in the jungle.  The shield strength scales off of Ability Power and at level 5 will be able to keep your champion alive longer.  The damage to health percentage at level 5 is ok but with a life still item it will keep your health topped off.  The mana regeneration is low but if you are in the jungle and you travel from camp to camp it will keep your mana at a good level, even more so if you remember to grab blue buff.

 

Bear Stance  (E) (Stance)– Activation: Udyr gains increased movement speed for a few seconds.

Persistent effect: Udyr mauls his enemies with such force that they are stunned for 1 second when they are hit. This effect can only occur once every 6 seconds on the same target.
Cooldown: 6 seconds     Cost: 55 / 50 / 45 / 40 / 35 mana
Movement Speed Bonus: 15 / 18 / 21 / 24 / 27%     Movement Speed Duration: 2 /2.5 / 3 / 3.5 / 4 seconds
Well, this stance is great for helping you navigate your jungle and set up ganks for your laning team mates.  The percentage of movement speed granted by this stance will make you very agile in the jungle and make the opposing champions think twice in over extending in their lanes.  The duration of the skill in my opinion is kind of high, 3 seconds or even 4 seconds is a long time in League of Legends, thus you can cover vast distances with this stance.

 

Phoenix Stance (R) (Stance)– Activation: Udyr sends out pulsing waves of fire dealing magic damage each second to nearby enemies for 5 seconds. During this time Udyr’s ability power and attack damage are increased.

Persistent effect: Every third attack, Udyr engulfs the enemies in front of him in flames, dealing magic damage.

  • Cooldown: 6 seconds        Cost: 55 / 50 / 45 / 40 / 35 mana
  • Flame range: 625              Activation’s Magic Damage Per Wave: 15 / 25 / 35 / 45 / 55 (+0.25 per ability power)
  • Wave radius: ~500           Activation’s Total Magic Damage: 75 / 125 / 175 / 225 / 275 (+1.25 per ability power)
    Bonus Ability Power: 16 / 24 / 32 / 40 / 48
    Bonus Attack Damage: 8 / 12 /16 / 20 / 24
    Magic Damage Per Third Attack: 40 / 80 / 120 / 160 / 200 (+0.25 per ability power)
    This stance is crucial in the jungle, not only does it let you clear your camps of monsters quicker, it can do massive damage to champions.  This is Udyr’s Area of Effect damage stance.  This skill scales efficiently with ability power but it will also utilize the attack damage that you have.  The damage is done in a 500 radius around Udyr and will do more damage at the activation of the stance.  During the time that the stance is still activated it will damage your target or targets for each wave that emulates from you.

Udyr uses the stance system, with a 1 second global cooldown applied to all abilities after switching into a stance.

  • All of Udyr’s abilities have no cast time and do not interrupt his previous orders.
  • Certain effects of Udyr’s abilities will persist for their full duration even if Udyr switches stances. These include:
    • Tiger Stance’s on-hit effect buff
    • Turtle Stance’s absorption shield
    • Bear Stance’s bonus movement speed
    • Phoenix Stance’s AoE damage

Leveling Skills:

Udyr is a champion with 4 basic abilities, and no ultimate which means a summoner can level his R skill at level 1.  Udyr cannot max all of his skills. Each skill maxes at 5 ranks, however Udyr will only obtain 18 skill points in total. This means that Udyr may max three abilities (with the fourth only reaching its 3rd rank) or he may max two abilities (with the other two reaching their 4th rank).

The following is a build I’ve tested that’s particularly good for jungleing.

Level 1: Phoenix Stance                          Level 10: Turtle Stance

Level 2: Turtle Stance                             Level 11: Turtle Stance

Level 3: Phoenix Stance                         Level 12: Turtle Stance

Level 4:  Bear Stance                              Level 13: Turtle Stance

Level 5:  Phoenix Stance                       Level 14: Turtle Stance

Level 6: Turtle Stance                           Level 15: Tiger Stance

Level 7: Phoenix Stance                       Level 16: Turtle Stance

Level 8: Turtle Stance                          Level 17: Tiger Stance

Level 9: Phoenix Stance                      Level 18: Tiger Stance

This is a Phoenix stance jungling build, which allows Udyr quick jungling routes for maximum gold efficiency.  Taking Turtle stance at  level 2 will allow him to mitigate some of the damage and mana usage while switching stances in the jungle.  Getting Bear Stance at level 4 will give him some speed in the jungle and make opposing champions back up from Udyr’s team’s turrets when he goes in to help  gank the opposing laners.  By mid game Udyr will have exceptional items and have Phoenix Stance and Turtle Stance maxed for optimal damage and tank.  Late game he will be able to pick up his Tiger Stance and begin to heavily harass the lanes.

 

Summoner Spells:

Smite: This is a must have for Jungle champions.  This will allow them to kill the Jungle creatures much faster, and if you if you have the Summoner’s Resolve mastery from the Defensive column, you may even grab yourself some extra gold if you use it to slay a monster in your jungle.

Exhaust: This will help you on your ganks.  You can put this on an opposing champion and reduce their attack/ability damage and slow the movement of that champion.

Items:

Note: The following build from Team Solo Mid’s jungeler ” TheOddOne” is an example of an item build that works well with the jungling skill progression shown above.  It results in a healthy damage boost with some defense.

Starting Items:

Boots of Speed,Health Potion x3
These items are a must at the beginning level.  This will help Udyr stay in his jungle for a longer period of time.

First Trip Back: After getting at least 825 gold this item can be purchased in full

Heart of Gold

Core Items:

  OR Depends on opposing teams setup.  

Ninja Tabi or Mercury’s Treads                                                           Wit’s End and Phage

These will give you Movement speed, Health, Attack Speed, and Magic Resist/Armor.  Plus the Phage will give you a slow which will help Udyr and his laneing team mates kill the opposing champion and some attack damage.

 

End Build: The three core items above (you will need to pick which boots you are going to need either armor boots or magic resistance boots depending on the composition of your opposing team) and these items below:  You will keep Wit’s End and use Phage for one of your items (Trinity Force).  You will also use Heart of Gold near the end of your build on Randuin’s Omen.

                                          

Aegis of the Legion  Force of Nature  Randuin’s Omen and Trinity Force

These items will give you more health and health Regen which will raise your health pool up so you can take more damage and will be able to heal yourself while navigating around the map.  It will also give you some armor and Magic Resist which will mitigate the damage done to you.  Trinity Force will give you a bit more damage, attack speed, crit chance, movement speed and some more health and mana.  If you need more wards you can sell Wit’s End for them at end game.

Always carry 2-3 sight wards with you at all times. Sight is your friend.  You can put them in your jungle and your opposing teams jungle to control the Red and Blue buff and watch for movement in the jungle.  For the cost of killing 3 minions per ward, the return on investment is staggering. 

Sight Ward

Masteries:

Although it’s possible to build Udyr in a few different ways, this is the way your Masteries should look if your building the jungler that I’m focusing on today:

                                 Offense: 0 Defense: 21 Utility: 9

You will max out these skills in the Defense tree: Summoner’s Resolve, Hardiness, Tough Skin, Durability, Indomitable, Veteran’s Scars, Bladed Armor, Initiator, Enlightenment and Juggernaut.   Then in the Utility tree you will take 1 point in Good Hands  and max out Expanded Mind, Swiftness, and Runic Affinity

Trivia:

1. Udyr is named after Steve “Udyr” Wieczkowski a Producer at Riot Games.

2. He was the first Champion released after the official October 27, 2009 launch of the game.

3. The word “Udyr” literally translates into “Beast” in Norwegian. The Danish word “Dyr” means “animal”, while “udyr” is mostly used to describe people as evil, acting like animals and not caring if they kill.

4. Udyr is one of a few champions to have multiple textures in one skin. Udyr, however, has the most different textures in one skin than any other (((should just say ‘of any’ ))) champion,  a different texture for each of his stances.

Weaknesses:
One of Udyrs weaknesses is that he has to protect his Golem that gives him the blue buff (This buff will help him with regenerating mana and it also helps with cooldowns for skills).  He will drain his mana pool quickly because he changes his stances excessively, and with most item builds he does not receive enough mana regeneration items to supplement his mana usage.  He will have to have the blue buff on him as much as possible.

Counter Champions:
In the jungle Udyr is a excellent champion.  One of the ways to counter him in the jungle is by counter jungleing him which means take his buffs and monsters in his jungle.  One of the champions that can do that is Shyvanna becasue she moves faster then Udyr and she also has a Area of Effect skill to help her clear the monster camps.

Conclusion:

Like him or hate him, Udyr is one of the most versatile and strong champions fighting in the League.  His ability to shift between defensive and offensive sets makes him a fantastic tool for any team.  As a jungler, the pros have shown Udyr to be able not only to level up and gain gold at a quick pace, but also a fantastic ganker.  If you are playing against Udyr, knowing his strengths and weaknesses will help you counter his strong abilities.

 

About the Author:

My name is Shawn and I am the host of eSports Weekly Report and co-host of the eSports Hour @TEN where I broadcast news about the eSports community.  You’ll also be able to hear me soon on Tactical Entertainment Network’s new podcast:  WYAR Bildgewater Pirate Radio.  I have been playing online games for as long as I can remember and my favorites are real time strategy and MOBA’s. I also still enjoy a good first person shooter and used to play Counter-Strike at a competition level.

I enjoy digging up news and writing articles for the community. If there is anything that you’d like to see featured in my posts, please feel free to ask. Watch this space for more articles focusing on different champion builds for League of Legends (I hope to get them out to you on a steady basis). Thanks for everyone’s support.

 

Source Materials:

League of Legends Wikia.com

Journal of Justice Volume 1 Issue 7

Solomid.net guides
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WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio Episode 1

Ahoy, me Hearties and welcome to Tactical Entertainment Networks League of Legends podcast WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio .  I am your Host Shawn “RealElio”  and our Co-Host is Rob “Hurtmeplenty13″.

Here is your News, Information and Community spotlights for League of Legends.  “Prepare to be Boarded!”

News:

Riot Season 2 World Championship:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/season-two-championship-october-13-los-angeles

League of Legends AMA with Marc “Tryndamere” Merill on Redit:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/league-legends-development-priorities-ama-w-tryndamere

Refer a Friend 2.0:  Easier and more user friendly
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2058940

Jax and Make a Wish Foundation:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/support-fellow-summoner-and-make-wish-%C2%AE
Get your Jax Champion and Jaximus skin now to donate.

Bilgewater Tournament Ticker:     “Batten Down the hatches”

eXe NA LoL Tournament May 12-13:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2067497

Gaming for charity at Columbus, Ohio Signups:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2075551

MSI Battlegrounds Tournament:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2064618
Skins Bundles:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/fire-and-ice-bundles-available-now
New and improved way to get your epic skins

Spectator Mode and so much more patch Discussion:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2077255

 

New Champion Discussion:
Varus, The Arrow of Retribution http://na.leagueoflegends.com/champions/110/varus_the_arrow_of_retribution

League of Legends Community Youtube watch:

Ohh Piece of Candy:

900 ELO Game:

Reddit Watch:
League of Legends Community fan art with Ziggs:
http://mattcomgo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4x1e1n


Check out all of his other amazing drawings.

Be sure to check out the feature streamer streaming channel Guardsmanbob.

 

To listen to WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio go to the top of the page for the embedded player.
Please send me your comments or things that you would like to see us find out for you and discuss.  If you are a YourTuber or artist and you would like to get your name out please send me your information to Shawn@tacticalentertainment.tv

We are looking for 2 Bloggers for WYAR Bilgewater Pirate Radio.  If you have always wanted to write and you love League of Legends get with me in game (RealElio) or email me.

“See you in Davie Jones’ Locker”

 

 

 

 

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TEN EVEning News 5/7/12 “Interview with EVE Uni Director & CSM Delegate Kelduum Revaan”


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Hey guys! Spence here from TEN EVEning News! We had the opportunity to speak with the EVE University director and 1st time CSM Delegate Kelduum Revaan!  A great time, despite the constant Skype problems! :)   Big thanks to Kelduum for putting up with the annoying call drops!

 

We talk about:

*Kelduum and his Eve Online experience
*What it is like for a 1st time CSM delegate
*His hot button topics, and his goals for this season’s CSM
*War Decs & Inferno changes
*Corp Management tweaks
*Corporate Shares and their implementation
*Hulkageddon and it’s impact on EVE-UNI
*Crime Watch
*New Player Experience
*EVE-UNI’s current and future projects (foreign language corps, Null-Sec Camps, etc)
*MORE!

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Big thanks to Kelduum for taking the time to come on the show and chat with Spence, Marc, and Scott. We look forward to having him on the show after the first CSM Summit!

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TEN EVEning News 5/5/12: “Save Jita Wrap-Up w/Alekseyev Karrde & Pinky Feldman”


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Hey guys! Spence here from TEN EVEning News! We had the opportunity to hop on with Alekseyev Karrde (of Noir.) and Pinky Feldman (of MOAR TEARS) and get their take on the activities in Jita last weekend!

 

We talk about:

*Time Dialation (TiDi) and its effect on the combat planning of small gangs (who had never encountered it before!)
*Participation
*Funny stories, successes, and some derpy moments
*Praise for the Goons for bringing about such a fantastic event
*Praise for all that participated in the offense & defense, for initiating some fun combat
*The role of logistics ships in the fleet, and their significant contribution to the fleet(s)
*MORE!

Noir. Killboard

Noir Academy Killboard (kind of overlaps the Noir. one a bit)

DevBlog with Jita Burns graphs galore (thanks Devs!)

Big thanks to Pinky & Alek for taking the time to come on the show and chat with Spence & Scott.  Hopefully, I can get an answer from Mittens sometime soon and get him and a few of his FCs/Directors on the show to discuss Jita from their point of view.

 

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Scott’s Survival Tip of the Week Compilation #1

Greetings fellow survivors! Scott Da Boom here again with another article on how to survive after the apocalypse. For those of you who listen to Thump/Splat (T/S), you know that every week we give a tip or two about how to survive after disaster strikes. By popular demand we’ve decided to jot these down into a series of compilation guides encompassing tips from several T/S episodes in each guide. We’ve also included any relevant reference links and step-by-step guides to aide you in your survival. I’d like to emphasize that all of these tips can be applied to any disaster: biological, natural, or man-made. These tips can help you, your family, and friends survive and even thrive after a disaster, while others are still trying to figure out WTF just happened. This first compilation covers survival tips from T/S Season 1, Episodes 1-5 and includes the following tips:
1) Halligan Bar
2) Steel Wool & 9V Battery
3) Physician’s Desk Reference Guide & Alternative Sources of Antibiotics (not approved by the FDA)
4) Bolt Cutters
5) Boiling Water

 

1) Halligan Bar (Tool/Equipment)

The Halligan Bar, also known as a Halligan Tool, is used by many fire and police departments, as well as elements of the military and Special Forces. It is a multipurpose tool designed to quickly breach most locked doors (sorry it doesn’t work on safe vaults) and can even be used to create a new door through most standard non-brick or concrete walls. Halligan tools come in a variety of sizes and configurations, but typically have a claw, wedge, and tapered pick in a single forge. Many fire departments utilize a version which has a specially sized wrench-head on one end used for opening fire hydrants and/or shutting off gas meter valves.
- To open a locked door, simply insert the claw or wedge between the door and the jamb (door frame) near the latch or deadbolt. Kick or hammer into place and pry the two apart, repeat as necessary.
- To open a padlock, insert the pick into the eye of the padlock and twist or lever open.
- To create a foothold on a sloped roof, slam the pick into the roof and lay most of your weight flat against the roof. (Hey it could be handy for a quick escape or a sniper perch, plus it can be used to crack some skulls open in the zombie apocalypse!!!)
Forcible Entry Training Video (the audio is a bit rough, but these guys do a fantastic job showing the versatility of the Halligan against various door types)

 

2) Steel Wool & a 9V Battery (Survival Tip)

Rubbing feathered (pulled apart) steel wool against both leads of a 9 volt battery will cause the steel wool to turn red hot, spark, and even melt. It is a very easy way to start a fire with less than ideal tinder. This method of fire starting is more of a backup for when you’re out of matches and butane, but it sure beats the hell out of rubbing 2 sticks together. Also it utilizes two commonly available components which will likely be overlooked in most post-disaster panicked “grab everything that isn’t nailed down” scenarios. I mean who the hell is going to want steel wool if they think it can only be used for cleaning?
Warning: Do NOT keep these two elements in the same compartment of your bug-out bag! Think of the bridge scene at the end of Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom where Indy’s bag catches on fire.
Part 2: If you have a pile of wood, cardboard, or some other combustible material and are having trouble getting it to catch fire, try using some pocket lint to get your fire started. It may sound crazy, but pocket lint is highly combustible and is usually readily available in your pants or bellybutton if you’re a fatass like me.
Part 3: Worried that your cozy fire might give your position away to other survivors or the ravenous hoards of zombies? Try using stones, piled dirt, or wet cardboard assembled in a horseshoe around your fire to block most of the flame to outsiders and thus better conceal your position.

 

3) Physician’s Desk Reference Guide (Survival Guide)

Medicines will be worth more than gold after any major disaster especially one where help won’t be arriving for a while, if at all. Thus knowing where the local pharmacy, drug store, dispensary, or distribution center is will be extremely important. This is fairly obvious, but do you know what Levaquin, Cephalexin, Hydrocodone, Ethinyl Estradiol are used for without using Google? How about how much of each to administer and how frequently? I didn’t think so, that’s why you should include a copy of the Physician’s Desk Reference Guide in your disaster preparation kit. You might be able to find one while you’re rummaging around in that pharmacy or doctor’s office, but don’t count on that as many offices have converted to a digital only copy, which is completely useless without power in a disaster.
The Physician’s Desk Reference Guide is chock full of info about what drugs to use and how much of each in virtually any situation. It even includes info on how to mix drugs for certain situations. Fair warning, this book is rather voluminous and therefore heavy, about 6 lbs, so you’ll want to leave it in your base camp while you’re out scavenging as much as possible. However, the sheer size alone makes it an acceptable bludgeoning weapon in a pinch. (Remember Jack Spirko’s rule of utilizing every tool in your survival kit for as many different uses as possible…)
Part 2: Before I start this segment I want to emphasize that the following suggestion is not recommended or approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration (US FDA). It is something that should only be considered in dire straits when your life or someone else’s is on the line and you/they may not survive long enough to receive proper medical attention. (Don’t say I didn’t warn you…)
Many of you are probably unaware that most of the medications you give your dogs or cats are the exact same formula that people take. The only thing that’s different is the packaging and the dosage. That’s where the Physician’s Desk Reference Guide comes in handy. Not only are pet medications essentially the same as their equivalent human targeted variants, they are usually easier to acquire as well since many pet medications do not require a prescription. That coupled with better packaging makes these ideal additions to any prepper’s survival kit. Even if you don’t include any pet meds in your preparations, keep this in mind in the event of a major disaster. Most people will raid the common targets, like pharmacies and doctor’s offices, first while leaving pet stores completely untouched. Can I get a “Hell yea!” for reduced competition!?!
Cheater Drug Guide (I knew you’d look…): Levaquin and Cephalexin are antibiotics, Hydrocodone is a narcotic pain reliever, and Ethinyl Estradiol is a form of birth control (very important if you want to keep getting busy in the zombie apocalypse).

 

4) Bolt Cutters (Tool/Equipment)

Bolt Cutters are another extremely useful entry tool which is frequently overlooked in preparation kits. Often referred to as “the universal key”, bolt cutters are ideal for slicing through most padlocks, cables, and chains. They can even cut through barbed wire and chain-link fences. In many disasters people will lock up their stuff as they evacuate the area, either before or shortly after the disaster strikes. Bolt cutters will enable you to gain access to those supplies which would otherwise likely go to waste. The value of a nice pair of bolt cutters in virtually any post-disaster scenario cannot be overlooked. Also again remember Jack Spirko’s rule of utilizing every tool in your survival kit for as many different uses as possible; bolt cutters are heavy and typically 1 – 3 feet in length. They make an ideal bludgeoning weapon in a pinch. However, please note that you might pique the interest of the cops if they notice a large pair of bolt cutters lying in your car.

 

5) Boiling Water (Survival Tip)

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There are very few sources of clean drinking water readily available to most people. The majority of us have grown used to being able to drink fresh, clean water straight from the tap. However, in the event of virtually any disaster you will no longer be able to do that. For example, if the local water treatment facility gets knocked out or a lot of nasty stuff gets washed into the local water table you will likely have to boil all tap water to keep from getting sick. Drinking contaminated water can lead to a number of different illnesses including severe diarrhea and vomiting or ingesting bacteria which erode the lining of your intestines.
I remember a few years ago while living in DC a water main burst in southern Maryland which required all residents within about five miles of the break to boil their water for nearly six weeks while they repaired the main. Think about that, these people were in their homes with power, heat, and running water, but they couldn’t drink it without boiling it. Another example of the dangers of drinking contaminated water comes to us from Haiti shortly after the big earthquake struck a couple years ago. A bunch of survivors living in a refugee camp got sick and died after drinking water downstream of where a UN aide-worker camp was dumping their toilets. Those deaths might have been avoided if the refugees had boiled the water before drinking it or using it to cook with.
Many of us have included gallons and gallons of bottled water in our preparation kits. These supplies will help you get through a minor disaster, but will not likely carry you through a long-term disaster without having to find additional water supplies. This is because the average adult consumes about a gallon of water a day and probably more in drier climates or after intense physical exertion. Also water is heavy and takes up a lot of space. A single gallon of water weighs just shy of 8 ½ lbs, so if you plan on leaving the cities and staking out into the wilderness you probably won’t be carrying more than a few days supply.
Once you’ve found a source of reasonably clean drinking water you’re faced with two key questions: how do you clean it and how long do you boil it? Cleaning the water by reducing the amount of sediment, insects, and other nasty stuff floating in it is fairly straight forward; simply secure a clean cloth (shirt, handkerchief, etc.) over your pot or container and fill to the desired level. This won’t catch everything, but it will drastically reduce the amount of nasty stuff left in the water. Now as to how long to boil it, that too is easy; just bring the water to a rolling boil. That’s it! “According to the Wilderness Medical Society, water temperatures above 160° F (70° C) kill all pathogens within 30 minutes and above 185° F (85° C) within a few minutes. So in the time it takes for the water to reach the boiling point (212° F or 100° C) from 160° F (70° C), all pathogens will be killed , even at high altitude. To be extra safe, let the water boil rapidly for one minute, especially at higher altitudes since water boils at a lower temperature.” (Curtis, 1998.)
Part 2: You can use chlorine tablets, reverse osmosis pumps, Britta/Pure filters, and any number of other water purification devices and methods; however, these will eventually wear out over time. Boiling water is the safest way to purify water in any long-term survival scenario.

We hope you find these tips helpful and informative. Stay tuned for the next compilation guide due out in late May!
Thanks for reading!
Cheers,
Da Boom

 

Reference(s):
Forcible Entry Training Video. (2007.) Downloaded on April 22, 2012 from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uor16OYmKs
Curtis, Rick. (1998.) OA Guide to Water Purification. Random House. New York, New York.

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Thump/SPLAT! Season 1 Episode 12 “Reasons For & Against a Zompocalypse”

THUMP/SPLAT! Season 1 Episode 12 “Reasons For & Against a Zompocalypse”

 

This week, we look back at two pretty-famous blog/list articles from Cracked.com, and either support/refute various points made for & against the possibility of a Zombie Apocalypse.  Here’s the links so you can follow along with these awesome(ish) articles:

 

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen by TE Sloth & David Wong

TB patient flies to Europe

Nanobots a possibility?

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) by David Dietle

NecroSearch International

RESOURCE: Max Brooks’ World War Z

 

Scott’s Survival Tip of the Week: POOP!  How and where to take care of your bodily waste!

Nightsoil (yuk!)

TFAW.com has the Waliking Dead

 

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The Sack of Jita

Last weekend saw one of the most devastating attacks on High Security space in Eve Online’s history. Hundreds of Goons (and friends) descended on the trade hub, bringing with them thousands of Tornados and Thrashers, all fit to gank despite Jita carrying the highest of security ratings. There has been lots of rumor mongering over the event, so let’s review quickly why it happened:

CSM7

Leading up to the CSM7 elections, then-Chairman of CSM6 and CEO of Goonswarm Federation, The Mittani, decided that he didn’t just want to win the Chairmanship for a second consecutive term. Instead, he wanted a forceful mandate for his candidacy. To achieve that, he set the goal at 10,000 votes. As a reward to his loyal Goonswarm footsoldiers, he promised them Jita if they could meet that lofty five figure goal.

Despite the naysayers, The Mittani did indeed meet the goal (just, clearing the hurdle with 58 votes to spare) and preparations began for what was being referred to as ‘Burn Jita’. However, before CSM7 even took office, the situation for The Mittani changed drastically. The ill-fated Alliance panel at Fanfest. The resignation from CSM. The banning from Eve Online. The 10,000 votes of paying Eve Online customers disregarded like so much chaff in the wind…

There Was Anger

The initial reaction from many line-level Goonswarm members was disgust with CCP. Filthy four letter words like ‘quit’ began to be bandied about with alarming regularity. Then, The Mittani presented a ‘State of the Goonion’ address, in which he informed the members of Goonswarm that they would not lie down and quit. Instead, they were told to harnass the rage and contempt they felt for CCP and all the ‘publords’ that had cried so vociferously at The Mittani’s actions, and use it to propel the Alliance into territories hitherto unexplored by major nullsec blocs: High Security Space.

Plans were announced. The stockpiling continued. While Goonswarm took Tenal and the Tech moons of Venal, the back end of the machine was busy ferrying mass quantities of 1400mm Artillery cannons, Tornado Hulls, and Republic Fleet ammunition to New Eden’s preeminent trade hub, Jita. Now, though, instead of being a celebratory, shooting-AKs-in-the-air event, this was to be an all-out effort at sowing havoc and reaping the rewards.

The Weekend Starts Early

Despite having loudly proclaimed to the masses that Jita would burn beginning on April 28th, the date of The Mittani’s ban-lifting, Goonswarm began the festivities early. Nezumiiro Noneko was the first freighter pilot to fall afoul of the Swarm’s invasion of Jita, losing his Charon and 1.1 Billion ISK worth of items (including a Golem, a Marauder-class ship worth approximately 820 million ISK by itself). EveNews24.com attempted to keep track of the losses with it’s ‘Freighter List of Shame’, but it soon became apparent that the Charon was not to be an isolated incident and EN24 gave up the task.

Live feeds attempted to show the carnage on the Jita 4-4 Undock. DaOpa was one of the first to begin live streaming the 4-4 Undock, cloaked in a Crusader-class Interceptor some ways off the station. When the stream was brought to the Goons’ attention, the order was swiftly given to eliminate the source of the stream. This was done shortly afterwards. However, as the number of pilots in Jita reached a cap of 2200, it became obvious that it would be impossible to shutdown the streamers, and the focus was put back on killing Freighters and expensive Industrials.

No Freighters? No Problem.

After the first day of carnage, freighter numbers noticeably dropped in Jita. So, too, was the security status of the hundreds of Goonswarm pilots in Jita local. Despite the best efforts of organizations such as Noir. and Moar Tears, the parade of explosions was proceeding at amazing rates. Fleets of -5.0 and below Thrashers were formed and dispatched all over Jita, with one mission: land, lock anything small and close, and alpha away. Hundreds of Frigates, destroyers, and capsules were sent to oblivion as the roving gangs of outlaws found innocents who believed themselves safe if they were in something cheap.

Those who had managed to maintain enough sec status to freely traverse the constantly TiDi’ed trade hub were also provided with plenty of things to shoot. ‘Guardian’ fleets were formed, primarily of Drakes but also featuring a motley assortment of various other ships, with the task of taking the fight to the myriad alliances that had filed official war decs for the privilege of shooting Goons in high security space. However, war decs work both ways, as the pilots of several T3 strategic cruisers soon found out.

Thrashers Can’t Kill a Freighter…Can They?

Of course, Goons being Goons means that several hilarious hijinks ensued as Burn Jita wore on into day three. It had been previously estimated that it would take approximately 220 Thrashers to down a Freighter. As a result of this estimate, Thrashers had not been considered a viable way of downing one of the huge hauling ships. However, in the wee morning hours of April 29th (Eve Time), Dabigredboat sent out a Jabber broadcast, rallying the troops.

Minutes later, 143 Thrashers undocked from Jita 4-4 and fired a single volley each, destroying Snow Blade’s Charon in the blink of an eye. In the world of gank victims, it would be hard to really be mad if you lost a Freighter to well over a hundred destroyers. Nor could you be mad if, having been killed once, you returned with your hands open asking ‘Thank you sirs, may I have another?’. Unsurprisingly, Goonswarm was able to kill some individuals not once, not twice, but three times, as this Noctis pilot repeatedly attempted to steal the spoils of the Goonswarm’s war on Jita.

Evolution in Action

What started out as a somewhat haphazard plan, consisting of ‘take lots of angry Goons to Jita and shoot ALL THE THINGS’, quickly evolved. Soon, fleets dedicated to -10 Goons had formed up, with FCs familiar with the disadvantages the security-status-challenged had to deal with in 1.0 space. Tornado gangs chased targets from Jita into the surrounding systems. Guardian fleets took up the call to protect the Forces of Darwin in Jita.

As more and more pilots of New Eden realized what fun the Goons were having, alliance FCs were overwhelmed with requests from nominally hostile forces to join the shenanigans. After some thought, The Mittani authorized ‘Pax Conga’ rules – regardless of blue or red status, if a pilot wanted to join a gank fleet, they were more than welcome. In the midst of the hundreds of wrecks littering the system, common ground and even a small measure of peace was found – but only for those willing to flaunt the will of CONCORD and destroy the industrialists of Eve.

The Aftermath

Following the conclusion of hostilities in Jita, several different organizations pronounced victory, each in their own special way. Leading the way (and, it must be said, an undoubted winner in the Burn Jita event) was CCP itself. Issuing a Devblog describing, in-depth, several great statistics, they also illustrated a little bit of the challenge that was Burn Jita. Balancing the traditional ‘trade hub’ node role of Jita with the suddenly 0.0-like ‘fleet fight’ role was a challenge that they overcame. What was amazing about the whole thing was that, for those pilots who were there, the efforts of CCP went largely unnoticed – in a good way! Things just worked, from TiDi to the ganks to the fights, everything went off without a hitch (except for that whole CONCORD-shooting-non-GCC individuals thing, of course).

The Save Jita forces loudly proclaimed victory, pointing to their killboard efficiency and the fact that they were able to get lots of killmails. Noir., Moar Tears, and several others participated in the Save Jita campaign – however, it is doubtful that they actually saved Jita from the wrath of the Goons. For, from an in-game perspective, the clear winners were the Goons.

By The Numbers

The following figures are from an internal Goonswarm review of the Burn Jita event, using Eve-Kill as a basis for both values and kill totals. Efforts have been made to eliminate bugged killmails, duplicates, and other anomalous data – instead focusing on the verifiable facts:

Total Destruction: 518.47 Billion ISK (or at current GTC exchange rates, $20,647 USD)

14 Jump Freighters Killed: 140.7 Billion ISK
57 Freighters Killed: 258.445 Billion ISK
97 T1 Industrials Killed: 15.308 Billion ISK
25 T2 Industrials Killed: 12.399 Billion ISK
26 Exhumers Killed: 8.84 Billion ISK

Several T3 Cruisers, all belonging to WarDeccers, were killed – to the tune of 6.3 Billion ISK killed.

25 Pods with values exceeding half a billion ISK each were killed. Most notably this full Crystal set pod, a +5 set (and 5% Gunnery Implants) pod, and this wardeccer with a 1 billion ISK pod.

To achieve these numbers, the following (approximate) number of ships were lost:

Thrashers: 1158 at a cost of 9.095 Billion ISK to the Alliance
Tornados: 1334 at a cost of 149.93 Billion ISK to the Alliance
Battleships: 202 at a cost of 23.18 Billion ISK to the Alliance

Total Cost: 182.205 Billion ISK

The Final Word

The Mittani set out to sow chaos and havoc in Empire space with this Burn Jita campaign and did so admirably. As this graph from the CCP devblog on Burn Jita shows, the impact on normal operations in Jita was enormous. The red dotted line indicates the norm for market order volume in Jita during the Sack, whereas the blue line indicates actual market order volume.


With Hulkageddon starting on the heels of Burn Jita (and at the time of this writing, accumulating 390 Billion ISK in destruction of Exhumers and Mining Barges), the campaign against high security space is alive and well. The general review of Burn Jita from the point of view of the Goonswarm footsoldier is universally positive – great fun was had by all those that participated, and though the campaign fell short of its 100 Freighter Kill goal, it still accomplished its goal. Rumblings have already begun, both within Goonswarm and in the Eve community at large – will there be another Burn Jita? Will it be expanded to encompass the other trade hubs of New Eden, like Amarr and Rens?

The obvious answer? Goons will be Goons.

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